
Embrace your sense of humor with our 'Moister Than an Oyster' graphic apparel! This cheeky design celebrates seaside fun and adult humor with a vibrant oyster graphic and playful typography. Printed on high‑quality cotton/poly blend garments, it's soft, durable and perfect for bachelorette parties, beach bonfires, or any day you feel extra punny. • High-resolution oyster graphic with witty typography on both front and back. • Cozy cotton/poly blend fabric (50% cotton, 50% polyester) for warmth and durability. • Available as pullover hoodie, crewneck sweatshirt, or short-sleeve T-shirt. • Unisex sizing from S–5XL ensures a comfortable fit for everyone. • Ideal gag gift or party shirt for beach days, bachelorette celebrations, and oyster lovers. • Professionally printed to order and shipped from our Toronto studio with care. Please machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Refer to the size guide in images for the perfect fit.





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